Where should I move for my son to have a chance? To be bumped later today

[whalewager]

My son is 2. He seems above average. He is a little timid around people that he doesnt know. He cries and I get pissed. He shits twice a day. He likes playing with his cars and trucks. I am scared to death he will be short like his Mother.For this reason, I measure him at least twice a month. When I throw a ball at him, I have to throw it at his bat or he doesnt hit it. He cant catch. He runs around in restaurants like a fn wild child, but I dont care anymore. He still takes a pacifier and drinks a bottle.

He likes fries. He likes chicken fingers.

He didnt cry when he got his first haircut and he seems to really enjoy going to the barbershop.

He is my comic relief.

I hope he tries to play all sports growing up. Except for soccer and tennis as these sports are for queers.

After trying several different sports, I would hope that he concentrates his efforts on maybe 2 of them and gives them his all. Maybe even one.

If he plays in the band, I will be pissed. If he even mentions gymnastics. Pissed.

I will hope he behaves himself in school but I will encourage him to get in trouble occasionally so he can fit in with the bad kids also. Never know when you might need a 14 year old druggie to do a favor for you.

Hope he takes all the kids money pitching quarters.

I will encourage him to be careful with sex. Treat women with respect. If he starts having sex with girls early though, I will be relieved that he isnt a f a g.

Where o where can I move to have him fit in.

 

[Dante]

not sure on age 2

but Get him into Hockey at an early age like 4-5 being a youth coach for 10-12 yr olds myself the ones that are in early playing some sport where there is a little contact are tuffer and not cry babies woosies...

 

[MrCleo]

:missingte

where are you living now whale?

 

[whalewager]

South of Missouri and North of Louisiana

 

[Journeyman]

rubber room maybe?

 

[whalewager]

that would be discrimination wouldnt it

 

[slapshot]

get him in to quarters early is a good thing and he still hits the bottle he has the making of a pro :toast:

quarters will help with his money management skills

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

There is a vacancy in Toronto, Canada for a young child to fill.

MD/VA would be second option if must stay in US.

:howdy:

 

[BadCo]

I would have to say from the profile you have described that Hawaii would be his best fit.

He will have to be tough being a hoale,assuming he is a wasp.

He can surf by day and bang tourist chicks by night and the pakalolo of course is the best!

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Move him to the gas chamber. Seems like he's already a lost cause, so start over.

Or send him to Nifong's house. He'll straighten him out.

 

[whalewager]

Nifong and gas chamber is a double negative isnt it?

 

[GameBreaker]

Well, ww, I would highly recommend you not to move to Decatur, this is the tuba player reacting to winning top honors at a band competition. Your son might look just like him.

 

[anpyanks]

My son is 2. He seems above average. He is a little timid around people that he doesnt know. He cries and I get pissed. He shits twice a day. He likes playing with his cars and trucks. I am scared to death he will be short like his Mother.For this reason, I measure him at least twice a month. When I throw a ball at him, I have to throw it at his bat or he doesnt hit it. He cant catch. He runs around in restaurants like a fn wild child, but I dont care anymore. He still takes a pacifier and drinks a bottle.

He likes fries. He likes chicken fingers.

He didnt cry when he got his first haircut and he seems to really enjoy going to the barbershop.

He is my comic relief.

I hope he tries to play all sports growing up. Except for soccer and tennis as these sports are for queers.

After trying several different sports, I would hope that he concentrates his efforts on maybe 2 of them and gives them his all. Maybe even one.

If he plays in the band, I will be pissed. If he even mentions gymnastics. Pissed.

I will hope he behaves himself in school but I will encourage him to get in trouble occasionally so he can fit in with the bad kids also. Never know when you might need a 14 year old druggie to do a favor for you.

Hope he takes all the kids money pitching quarters.

I will encourage him to be careful with sex. Treat women with respect. If he starts having sex with girls early though, I will be relieved that he isnt a f a g.

Where o where can I move to have him fit in.

this by far is your best work whale, ive not stopped laughing for 10 minutes and ive read this at least 5 times, it will never get old... this is why you are my favorite... how could anyone ban u for any amount of time??? its ridiculous, by far you are the best poster on here...

 

[whalewager]

look at the crowd hes around too..

holy shit...I dont want my son to have one of those long faces. Or a lazy eye.

Had a friend with a lazy eye in school. Lazy eyed folks dont really go far in life.

 

[Romanowski]

just stay in arky..

god's country

 

[GameBreaker]

Looks like Michigan might be out too.

Michigan men's gymnastics freshmen Jamie Thompson (red power ranger) and Scott Bregman (blue power ranger) attempt to morph into their Zords during an event yesterday.

 

[whalewager]

Son of a dirty bitch...rr

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

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[slapshot]

if he plays baseball insist he play right field so he does not throw his arm out by 14 and to help his arm strength teach him how to wax the car and have him wax it twice a month

:toast:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

The man trying to hold you and your kid down. Crackers.